Dudley has asked me (his webmaster and daughter!) to add this to his blog!
I hope you enjoy this little story:
“A scrap dealer who had made a lot of money decided to spend it on giving his daughter a first class education.
He sent her to all the best schools and finished up with two years at a well known Swiss finishing school.
When she came back he said to her:
‘Well how did you get on?’
‘Ooh’ she said, ‘ I had a marvelous time. I learnt to ski. I learnt to ice skate and
Between you and me
I ain’t a virgin any longer.’
‘Oh my dear Girl’ he said.
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‘To think that we have spent all this money on you and you STILL say “Ain’t!”‘
